Lanky Kong

 

     This guy was lookin' at me the way most fluffy orange monkeys that read my blog look at me with the whole fuckin' "You said 3 posts a week you dick sweater, and you barely do two." 

   And when you're talking to monkeys you have to make sure you don't smile or bare your teeth or anything or they'll think you're opening invitation to have your arms torn off, so I sort of made a face like a gummy grandma with my lips over my teeth and said: "Sir, for you, I will try to do better."

   So I'm going to try to do better.  The Friday Recommends shit has been harder for some reason, but from now on that won't be left behind.  This Friday will be the start of Magic Month, where I'll be posting videos and writing shit about magic and illusion on Fridays.


   And yeah, sometimes a Monday, Wednesday, Friday update will happen the day after, shit comes up late at night a lot before I update.  No need to get all frightened about that; the day is less important than the amount per week.


  I'm going to start doing video essays to hopefully widen my audience.  The ideas in your writing are a lot easier to consume when someone is just reading it all for you, and all ya have to do is click and listen and watch.

  So hopefully I get my first one out this Wed or Thurz.

  I'm submitting some short stories to this "Best of Ohio Short Stories" project soon.  One of them needs to have all of the swear words edited down to a single utterance of "fuck", so I'll probz post that one in its entirety here at some point.  The other one's only been seen published before, so I'll post that on the occasion it's not accepted, which it has a better chance of than previously mentioned one.

  Brush your teeth!

           -Max