Just as a slight disclaimer: this is a surreal comic I made throughout my time in high school, if you don't like twisted, dark humor you probably won't like this. But I still like you.
OINKER (the cat with the red nose):
lol. whyd u do that fag?
EASYMAN (guy on the left with the gun):
kuzimhrdcore
roflamo.
MR. P (guy on the right pointing):
I did that once.
I'm hardcore.
Like you.
Wanna hang out?
Easyman:
No you may not hang out with us Mr. Pederast.
I just gave birth to a beautiful, baby girl.
I hope she'll be able to find happiness in this post 9-11 world.
*sniff* *sniff*
Oinker:
LOL ur so random.
Lulzors.
EASYMAN:
Kiss her. Kiss my beautiful daughter.
OINKER:
lolwut
no wai
U could like have swine flu or something.
EASYMAN:
Are......Are you saying my daughter's fat?
OINKER:
Yes.
OINKER:
Yo daughter's so fat, she got mo' chins than a chinese phonebook
heh heh.
But seriously, you need to get that bitch on an eating disorder, and quick.
EASYMAN:
Yeah. We tried that. And Atkins.
But someone just can't stop shoving the Big-Macs down her piggy throat.
TIMEFISH:
I can see thru time
TIMEFISH:
If your daughter doesn't lose her virginity by midnight tonite, she shall be sacrificed in the name of the Bali-High Avenger.
EASYMAN:
Well great. Now what am I going to do? You're the only person I know and you won't even kiss her.
OINKER:
wut can I say dood.
I don't do fat chix.
MR. P:
Well, well, well. Look who all of the sudden needs their friendly neighborhood pederast to bang their 4 minute old daughter.
that's some sweet ass jailbait.
EASYMAN:
I'd rather have my daughter be viciously raped to death by the three-billion foot long, uncircumcised black shaft of the 'Bali High Avenger' then have her so much as touch your tiny widdle pecker, you fucking socialist.
OINKER:
..........
Put yer balls away, man.
he's just tryin' to help out
Thatz not even really yer daughter, thatz just a gunshot wound/stub
where yer hand usetabe
uknodatrite?
EASYMAN:
I'm not going to let a fucking cat tell me what I did/did not give birth to.
OINKER:
Hey.
Thatz our werd.
EASYMAN:
I......I know.
meow
OINKER:
Hah. I knew it all along.
For you see: I too po-zess the ability TO SEE THRU TIME.
lulz
EASYMAN:
Did you foretell this? Bitch?
OINKER:
Egad!
THE END!
....and that's it! I started it all my sophomore year of high school during my film analysis class, and did the last one there the last day of my senior year when I found it and decided to give it a finale. I'm still doing them just for fun and to kill time. I might make a separate blog entirely for it if it ever turns into something more, I do pump out the pages pretty quickly. It's not really writing related, more me related, so I might just either start a new blog for people who like it, or just whenever I write about it just figure out how to do the jump thing on blogspot so they're easy to skip over and get to the guts of what this blog is actually about. I'll figure it all out later. If you read this all, thank you! I'm just adjusting to college and stuff and puking out smaller stuff I've had in the backlog, but newer stuff will be coming soon.
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